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Strawberry Jokes for Kids
* What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? – Straw-berries! * Why were the strawberries late? – They were trapped in a jam! * What is red and goes up and down? – A strawberry in an elevator! * What do you...
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Bug Jokes For Kids
* How do fleas travel? – By itch-hiking! * What do you call a wasp? – A wanna-bee! * Why did the queen bee go to the doctor? – She had hives! * What is the greasiest bug? – A butter-fly! * What green...
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Clothing Jokes for Kids
* Why shouldn’t you wear a cardboard belt? – It’s a waist of paper! * What’s the biggest problem with snow boots? – They melt! * What did one hat say to the other? – You stay here. I’ll go on ahead! *...
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Pirate Jokes for Kids
* What did the pirate say when his wooden leg froze? – Shiver me timbers! * What was the pirate’s girlfriend called? – Peggy! * Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? – They spend...
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Music Jokes for Kids
* What was stolen from the music store? – A steal drum and the lute! * Where did the music teacher leave her keys? – In the piano! * How do you get a tuba from the ocean? – With a tuba diver! * What...
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Baseball Jokes for Kids
* How is a baseball team hire a baker? – They needed a good batter! * What did the baseball glove say to the ball? – Catch ya later! * Which baseball player holds the water? – The pitcher! * When does...
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Swimming Jokes for Kids
* Why did the teacher stick her finger in the pool? – She wanted to test the water! * What is a polar bear’s favorite stroke? – The Blubber-fly! * Why are spiders good swimmers? – They have webbed...
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* What do frogs wear on their feet? – Open toad shoes! * What do you call a frog with no hind legs? – Unhoppy! * What do stylish frogs wear? – Jumpsuits! * What’s a frog’s favorite day? – Leap day! *...
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Kids Jokes about Snakes
* What snakes are found on cars? – Windshield vipers! * How do snakes weigh themselves? – With their scales! * Why are snakes hard to trick? – No one can pull their leg! * Why did the boa constrictors...
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Kids Jokes about Fall
* Who helps little pumpkins cross the road to school? – The Crossing Gourd! * How do you get an Elephant out of your tree? – Ask him to sit on a leaf and wait until Fall! * What did one leaf say to...
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